15 Hilarious Ter Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Harry Pot-ter

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👤︎ u/ThePinkPanda205

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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Com-poo-ter

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👤︎ u/DrSigmaNut

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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Tit-ter ye not

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👤︎ u/Mairiphinc

📅︎ May 22 2017

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What happened to the woman who sat on the meat slicer?

Disaster.

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👤︎ u/HerrDictator

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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👤︎ u/Chateau512

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because they are both in the middle of waTer

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👤︎ u/Passmeabeernow

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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👤︎ u/SuxerKiller

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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What does a turtle do in its shell?

Look for shell-ter

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👤︎ u/M0r1tzP

📅︎ May 18 2019

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What do you call a place turtles go that don't have shells?

A homeless shell-ter.

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👤︎ u/lambo1722

📅︎ Aug 04 2018

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Why shouldn’t you throw litter in the fire?

Because it’ll only get lit-ter

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👤︎ u/OmarFromtheWire2

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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👤︎ u/pmcclure108

📅︎ Sep 06 2012

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What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?

It's Sphinx-ter

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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Pulled this dad joke on my GF today.

GF: "So there's this myth among us women that ----"

Me: "Of course it was just among you women, if it was among men, it would be a myth-ter."

She loved it.

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👤︎ u/joaquisoriano

📅︎ Nov 21 2015

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Friend: "the worst part of winter is the wind"

Me: "yeah, but at least the ter isn't so bad"

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👤︎ u/mamals_suck

📅︎ Nov 21 2016

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