Little Kid Puns

I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.

Boy, was my face red!

The brakes

And fruit flies like a banana.

There's too much sax and violins.

To get to the other slide

But I don’t lose any sleep over it.

“Thanks, it’s pure bread!”.

I guess I'm just not that invested

But eventually he grew on me.

The hardest part is remembering which box they’re in.

The little girl is Gatherer.

Because he couldn't see that well.

Crestfallen.

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

They both play with dollies all day!

His just shakes his head.

'I'm not racist, I'm too slow!'

I told the mother she should have named him Doctor or Lawyer.

"You should really eat more, I can see your bones"

he really shouldn't tell those any more, we can all hear the groans

Because they're all Rated ARRRRRR

and that their interaction went like this:

3 Doors Down: "Hey, we're 3 Doors Down"

Dad: "So what, I'm 2 floors up."

Girl: "I'm bored."

Coworker: "Since when did you become a piece of wood?"

"Wow, that play was pretty tense!"

"You know what else has pretty tents? A campground."

"....... Aaaahhhh. Heehee!"

The plague-ground.