Thereβs no way anyone can make spaghetti better than my Mom.
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︎ May 21 2021
My sister bet me that I couldnβt make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
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︎ Apr 25 2021
"How do you tell girl spaghetti from boy spaghetti?"
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︎ May 26 2021
When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
That's called A-pasta-cy
I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My friend died after eating rotten spaghetti.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
My mum told me Iβd never make a car out of spaghetti...
You shouldβve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My neighbor wanted to borrow some spaghetti and asked what they owed me
I said: it'll cost you a pretty penne.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
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︎ Mar 28 2021
There are so many different things you can do with spaghetti.
Itβs mind-blowing to think of all the pasta-bilities.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
How can you tell if your spaghetti is pasta used by date?
Just have a look in the colander.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Wife: βWhich pot should I use for spaghetti?β
Me: βThe right oneβ
Wife: Evil Glare
Me: βThe wrong one?β
Wife: Eviler Glare
Me: Walks out of room
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My GF didnβt believe I had a car made from Spaghetti
That was until I drove pasta
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldnβt work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Spaghetti Carbanana
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghettiβ¦
You should've seen her confront when I drove pasta.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you shouldβve seen her face when I rode pasta
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?
Because it went straight pasta!
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Did you hear about the guy who dies from eating spaghetti ?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My friendβs grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.
I guess she just ran out of thyme.
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︎ May 21 2020
I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.
It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Is it true that Mom's making spaghetti?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I bought some store brand spaghetti
It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I had a job making spaghetti noodles...
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I made a fragrance from spaghetti
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︎ Jun 06 2020
If spaghetti made a moovie, what would it be called?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?
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︎ May 23 2020
Mom's Spaghetti
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︎ Jan 04 2020
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ May 11 2021
I told my girlfriend I was making a car out of spaghetti.
She told me to grow up and stop being an idiot. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I told my wife I was going to build a car out of spaghetti
Should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti...
You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Spaghetti car
I told my wife I was building a car out of spaghetti. She told me to stop being stupid. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
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︎ May 09 2019
I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti
She just laughed.
You should of seen her face when I drove past her!
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was building a car made of spaghetti..
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti
She was so annoyed when I drove pasta
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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︎ Dec 24 2018
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.
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︎ Aug 03 2017
I told the wife I could make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Jan 17 2020
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