Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.

We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welloveramillion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I had spilled lotion on some coins and was rinsing them off...

Roommate: what are you doing?

Me: money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elyezabeth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.

My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said β€œWhat? Am I grounded?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bambajon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife was putting some food away

She said "I'm going to rinse this actually."

I said "That's a lid, not an actually."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webbwbb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did the blonde go through a whole bottle of shampoo?

Because the directions said lather rinse repeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why didn't noah do much fishing?

He only had 2 worms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frompadomp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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I bet the group TLC had some dirty dishes in their house.

None of them wanted any scrubs, so rinsing was all they could manage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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The wife has been sick lately...

and I noticed that her green underwear (usually reserved for certain times of the month) had been rinsed and thrown into the hamper. Suspecting she had been doing the Aztec two-step in the chocolate rain, I held up up the pair of panties and asked what color she thought her panties were. "I dunno...lime green?" she guessed. To which I responded, "Are you sure they're not shartreuse?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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In the public restroom...

My dad (57) and I (17) were washing our hands after taking care of business in the public restroom of our local grocery store. The sinks were automatic, the kind you don't have to touch. After wetting my hands and getting some soap, my sink shut off and his kept running. I could not get mine to turn back on as he rinsed his mitts. As I struggle to get it back on by waving my hands my dad grabs some paper towel and looks at me with the most serious expression and he says "Ever feel like you're... Invisible?" Then giggles like a schoolgirl out the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantSwordfish
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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My son said he and some friends went to the snow yesterday...

and told me that he and his buddies built and a snowman and named him "Juan". I asked him if they built multiple snowmen. "No," he said. To which I replied, "So, you only built Juan?" Rinse and repeat until he got the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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