Never scream into a colander.

You’ll strain your voice.

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📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife and I received nothing from our wedding guests but colanders. There musta been 500 of the damned thing.

It really put a strain on our marriage.

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📅︎ May 04 2021
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I yelled into a colander...

...and now my voice is strained.

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📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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My son just came in and asked, “if you scream into a colander...

...will you strain your voice?”

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📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...

You will strain your eyes

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👤︎ u/Meh_Belleh
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.

We have a strained relationship.

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📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...

I strained my voice.

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👤︎ u/plscanunot
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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👤︎ u/0Squid
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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I was yelling really loud into my colander

And I think I strained my voice.

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👤︎ u/OCR9
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander

He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I was cooking pasta when I tripped and fell into the colander.

I strained my back.

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📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander

But I ended up straining my eyes

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📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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New wall colander
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👤︎ u/jaykirsch
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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I have a friend who keeps giving me colanders for every birthday and Christmas...

It is really putting a strain on our relationship.

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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My friend went on a tangent about the superiority of colanders...

But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.

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📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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Old colanders never die...they just can't take the strain anymore.
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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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PSA: Never use a Colander to look at the eclipse

You’ll strain your eyes

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📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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My girlfriend and I were arguing over whether it's called a sieve or a colander.

It strained our relationship.

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👤︎ u/fou-lu
📅︎ May 19 2016
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I made an Advent colander
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📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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Why shouldn't you scream into a colander?

You'll strain your voice.

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👤︎ u/Minotaurd_
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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Never scream into a colander.

You’ll strain your voice

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📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I yelled at the kids through the colander today,

It strained my voice

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👤︎ u/_agentj9_
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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The other day I yelled into a colander.

My voice was strained.

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📅︎ May 06 2020
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Today I yelled into a colander.

I strained my voice.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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Shouted into a colander....

Strained my voice 💀

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📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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The other day I yelled into a colander

And I strained my voice!!!

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👤︎ u/PinkDG
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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I yelled into a colander yesterday

I strained my voice

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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The other day I yelled into a colander.

I strained my voice.

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📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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i yelled into a colander today...

...ended up straining my voice

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📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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I recently yelled into a colander...

It really strained my voice.

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👤︎ u/Boom223
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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The other day I yelled into a colander.

I strained my voice.

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📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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