I yelled into a colander...
...and now my voice is strained.
My son just came in and asked, “if you scream into a colander...
...will you strain your voice?”
Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...
You will strain your eyes
I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.
We have a strained relationship.
Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...
I strained my voice.
I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
I was yelling really loud into my colander
And I think I strained my voice.
I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander
He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.
I was cooking pasta when I tripped and fell into the colander.
I strained my back.
I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander
But I ended up straining my eyes
I have a friend who keeps giving me colanders for every birthday and Christmas...
It is really putting a strain on our relationship.
Old colanders never die...they just can't take the strain anymore.
My friend went on a tangent about the superiority of colanders...
But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.
PSA: Never use a Colander to look at the eclipse
You’ll strain your eyes
My girlfriend and I were arguing over whether it's called a sieve or a colander.
It strained our relationship.
I yelled at the kids through the colander today,
It strained my voice
The other day I yelled into a colander.
My voice was strained.
Shouted into a colander....
Strained my voice 💀
The other day I yelled into a colander
And I strained my voice!!!
I yelled into a colander yesterday
I strained my voice
i yelled into a colander today...
...ended up straining my voice
The other day I yelled into a colander.
I strained my voice.
I recently yelled into a colander...
It really strained my voice.
The other day I yelled into a colander.
I strained my voice.
