I had spilled lotion on some coins and was rinsing them off...

Roommate: what are you doing?

Me: money laundering.

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📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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In the public restroom...

My dad (57) and I (17) were washing our hands after taking care of business in the public restroom of our local grocery store. The sinks were automatic, the kind you don't have to touch. After wetting my hands and getting some soap, my sink shut off and his kept running. I could not get mine to turn back on as he rinsed his mitts. As I struggle to get it back on by waving my hands my dad grabs some paper towel and looks at me with the most serious expression and he says "Ever feel like you're... Invisible?" Then giggles like a schoolgirl out the door.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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