He said, "absolutely not. Babies should have baths, not showers."
Three guys walk into a pink hotel, they go threw a pink door, it's the pink reception desk and sign into the pink book. The lady dressed in pink walks them up the pink stairs, down a pink hall then gives them the pink keys to their pink rooms. They all walk into their pink room, put their suitcases down on the pink carpet, then place their clothes in a pink cupboard. They have a bath in their pink shower and dry themselves with the pink towels. They finally go to sleep in the pink beds. They wake in the morning and go downstairs to have breakfast. They have their pink bowls, pink cups and pink cutlery. When they are asked what they want for breakfast one man says he will have weatbix and the other two say they want cornflakes. Once they are finished their food, they pack their suitcases up and leave the pink hotel. The moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer cornflakes...
"I thought babies took baths, not showers!"
On my trip to college, I have to take Rt. 17 in NY. As some of you may know, the road goes past a town called Deposit.
Dad: Look we're in Deposit! I hope you brought your cans!
Also, there is town called Bath that we drive through.
Dad: Did you take a shower this morning, or do we need to stop here?
Every freakin' trip.
So my coworker was considering at replacing his shower. He was looking at new doors, shower heads, etc. when I walked up and said "Never replace your shower. They cost a lot of money and you end up taking a bath." He threw his stapler at me
