I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
What you call a deer in the shower ?
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
A woman in the shower heard the doorbell.
"It's the blind man".
So she answered the door naked...
"Nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I've been grabbing showers for decades...
But I still haven't been able to grasp onto it yet!
I don’t like shower sex. It’s slippery, it’s cramped...
And it was probably one of the worst things about prison.
Me: I’m going to take a shower
Dad: Don’t take it too far
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?
Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet?
Or are we still just washing our hands?
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is shit!
I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
What do pregnant women think in the shower?
Wife: *gets out of the shower*
Me: Don’t shoot!!
Her: ??
Me: Oh thank God, I thought you were an Itowelian.
A momma shower and a daddy shower get together....
And that’s how baby showers are made
My son just told me he was gonna go get a shower.
I said “Son, that smells like a great idea.”
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
How often do meteor showers happen?
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
April showers bring may flowers
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
In the shower
I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.
She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."
"that's salon ago"
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
"Hey dad, I'm taking a shower"
"Alright, make sure to bring it back"
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but it came out blurry.
He has selfie-steam issues
Me: I’m going to hop in the shower
Dad: Don’t hurt yourself!
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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