I'm having my second kid and asked my dad if he think I should have a baby shower
He said, "absolutely not. Babies should have baths, not showers."
I went to brunch with my family today, and my wife mentioned there was a baby shower at another table. I said...
"I thought babies took baths, not showers!"
On every trip to college.
On my trip to college, I have to take Rt. 17 in NY. As some of you may know, the road goes past a town called Deposit.
Dad: Look we're in Deposit! I hope you brought your cans!
Also, there is town called Bath that we drive through.
Dad: Did you take a shower this morning, or do we need to stop here?
Every freakin' trip.
Got my coworker
So my coworker was considering at replacing his shower. He was looking at new doors, shower heads, etc. when I walked up and said "Never replace your shower. They cost a lot of money and you end up taking a bath." He threw his stapler at me
