Can’t take credit for this one but I’ll add a screenshot if mods allow it!
My wife was taking a picture of the falls and I walked up behind her and asked "water you looking at?" Face palm and eye roll both. In fact a couple next to us overheard and also face palmed #winning
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
There was a detour to get to an overlook to see a waterfall. When we reached the overlook, there was thick shrubbery in front of us blocking the view of the waterfall.
Fiancée: Ugh, I can hear the falls but I can't see it.
Me: I guess it wasn't an overlook, it was an overhear.
He will do three things. Guaranteed.
Pick up a bottle of milk and shake it, asking if we want milkshake.
Go up to a young teenager stacking shelves and ask for whatever they're currently restocking on the shelves and watch as they scratch their heads and look around only to hold out the item with a dumb look on their face (which surprisingly happens almost every time)
Will get a bottle of water from the shelf and hold it high with one hand and drop it, catch it with his other hand then say "did you see that?! It was a beautiful waterfall!!!"
Obviously a hearty dad-chuckle follows each of these actions.
Daughter: It's kinda cold on here, are you chilly?
Me: No, I'm T-boz, your mom is Left Eye. So I guess that makes you Chilli. (Wife sighs)
Daughter: That's doesn't make any sense.
Me: It's okay. Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and streams that you're used to.