Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why do divers fall off the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be on the boat.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
What do you have when your dentures fall into pasta?
I was talking to my offspring about classes I wanted to take in the fall.
I said I wanted to take more programming classes because I really liked the one I took last year.
My offspring tells me they can't take any computer classes.
Confused, I asked why.
"Because I'm non-binary"
True story, happened last night. I have never been so proud.
Gravity Falls has the best puns
In 2022, February 22 will fall on a Tuesday.
I guess you can say it's the ultimate Two's Day.
Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
It’s called “2 Baroque Girls”.
If a group of people fall for a prank today
Does that make them April Fools?
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff
If you slip and fall in your driveway...
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
What happens when the hair falls ?
I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...
It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.
I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
I fall sick every time I try to journal
I must be allergic to diary
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
Why does snow fall? (Courtesy of my dad)
It does not know how to climb down.
Why did the bike fall over?
What do you call an apple that falls far from the tree?
(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?
The little one was a little more on.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he can’t see that well!
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
Why did the man fall into a well?
Cause he couldn't see that well!
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the farmer fall in the well?
Because he didn’t see that well.
Why did the half-blind man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
How to fall down a flight of stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 9 :
Step 17:
Step 36:
Floor
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
