5 Hilarious Niagara Falls Puns

Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.

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👤︎ u/tidduu

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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My dad and I were going to see Niagara falls but then he canceled

He made a Falls promise

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👤︎ u/dadNigga

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Do you know how you can tell Niagara Falls is getting old?

It has a receding water line.

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👤︎ u/ironandtwine9

📅︎ Jun 30 2016

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DadJoked by my boss.

I work as a grocery stocker and last night I came across a new brand of water that I had never seen before.

Rather than spend my precious time looking for where it was supposed to go I went to my boss to find out where it goes.

Me:"Hey Sir, Where does the Niagara Water go?" Boss:(without missing a beat)"Lake Ontario"

A customer nearby groaned and shook his head.

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👤︎ u/steventylerbray

📅︎ May 08 2014

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What is the difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara Falls

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👤︎ u/anman4200

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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