Gravity Falls has the best puns
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Orange you glad it’s fall??
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Why did the bicycle fall down?
If a tree falls on an Athieist's house...
Is it still considered an act of God?
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
I had a book fall on my head today,
I only have my shelf to blame.
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There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
Why did the button fall of the cliff?
What kind of table is most likely to fall over?
An uns table. (Just made that up)
I am somewhat of a fall guy myself...
Every fall, after all the foliage falls from my trees, the trees suddenly sprout new foliage. It makes me laugh.
I guess I like the comic releaf.
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
Girl, when a guy swears he doesn't need to wear a condom, don't fall for it...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
How often does Halloween fall on a Saturday?
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?
He didn't have his pajamazon
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, “If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”
I said, “No, we will still be friends.”
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
What do you call a cow that falls for anything ?
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
What do you call when a bunch of pandas fall sick together?
What do you get when your foot falls asleep?
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt
When my kids found that the fall term would be completely online, the result was instant drama and tears.
But now that we had a few drinks, we feel better.
As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
Today I saw a guy with albinism fall down so I asked him if he was okay.
He told me he was all white.
I was always wondering why hammers fall down.
If you fall into a river in Paris...
Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
What’s cold, white, falls from the sky and kills you?
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it
It means my illegal logging business is a success
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
What do I do when my ice house falls apart?
Igloo it back together again.
I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?
What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
How the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see.....that well
Why did the old man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well..
Why did the man fall into the well?
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Cause he couldn’t see that well
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Why did the girl fall in the well?
She didn't see that well.
How to fall down the stairs...
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
Looking forward to the Fall, when I can make serious money gathering leaves..
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
What's green, brown, has four legs and when it falls on you it will kill you?
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they’re on a boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why did the dad fall down a well?
Obviously he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he could not see that well.
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