As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
How to fall down the stairs...
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
What’s cold, white, falls from the sky and kills you?
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
Why did the Pine tree fall over
What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?
Why did the dad fall down a well?
Obviously he couldn’t see that well.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)
Why did the hipster fall in the lake?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it
It means my illegal logging business is a success
My wife says she can't fall asleep after drinking coffee. For me I will the opposite...
...I can't drink coffee after I fall asleep.
Why did the motorbike fall over?
Why did the money fall off the tree ?
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?
"Did you just stand there watching me fall and drop all the laundry?"
"Yes, I watched it all unfold"
Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty often talk with the townspeople, after having his great fall?
He'd crack under the pressure
I just really hate it when Anakin falls in the lava,
I don’t know what it is. I think my heart just is panakin.
Why did the milk fall over?
It's difficult to stand when you lactose!
Why did the wheels fall off the car?
How to: fall down the stairs!
(Sorry for formatting i’m on mobile)
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 6
Step 12
Step 15
Step 22
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If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...
... then my illegal logging operation is a great success.
What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?
How did the apple fall if gravity wasn’t created?
What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
A father and his son are on a roof, the father falls off but the kid stays on, why?
If someone falls out of the sky, and lands on a church...
Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
His winter, however, was nog so great.
The best way to let someone fall for you
A tomato family is walking down the road. The baby tomato falls behind.
Daddy tomato goes back, smacks him on the head and says, “KETCHUP!”
Why do landscaping companies hate the fall?
Everyone leaves work early.
What happens when a cow falls down the stairs?
Why do deep sea divers fall backward from a boat when entering the water?
If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
With the things i know i never Fall of a cliff
My bf sends me at least one of these a week. I fall for them every time! Explanation in the comments.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Why did the girl fall in the well?
She didn't see that well.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they’re on a boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he could not see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down a well ?
He couldn’t see that well.
Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
If they fell off forwards, they’d just land in the boat.
Why did the man fall in the well?
He couldn’t see that well
Why did the man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well.
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
Step 1,
Step 2,
Step 3,
Step 6,
Step 12
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
why did the blind man fall into the well
because he couldnt see that well
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn't see that well.
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 10
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why did the man fall down the well
Because he couldn't see that well
Why did the blind man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide
Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...
Why did the almost blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
Step 20
And that concludes my simple how-to.
Why did the old man fall into the well
Why did Sarah fall of the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
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