He made a Falls promise
It has a receding water line.
I work as a grocery stocker and last night I came across a new brand of water that I had never seen before.
Rather than spend my precious time looking for where it was supposed to go I went to my boss to find out where it goes.
Me:"Hey Sir, Where does the Niagara Water go?" Boss:(without missing a beat)"Lake Ontario"
A customer nearby groaned and shook his head.
We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.
"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."