Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Any good french toast puns?
My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.
What do you call it when you only have a little butter left and you use it all on one last piece of toast?
How does a monkey make toast?
What kind of people hate toast?
People who are lactoast intolerant.
What do you call a piece of magical toast?
Did you hear about the piece of toast at the Zoo?
It was bread in captivity
When I woke up this morning, I saw a bird of prey sitting in my backyard eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast.
It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
I always have toast for breakfast.
Because I’m lack-toast-intolerant.
I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...
If you've toasted bread, you've bred toast.
What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?
What's the most important invention humanity has ever created?
Ventitian blinds, otherwise it'd be curtains for us all
What do you call an Ignorant Piece of Toast
Gentlemen, a toast.
To bread! Because without bread, there would be no toast.
Sneezed all over my toast.
Can’t believe it snot butter...
What do millennial chemists eat?
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
I made some French toasts for my kids
My son helped me out with this one. What do doors spread on their toast?
Jamb.
Thanks u/rerunthedj
I was disappointed in the synonym toast,
because it was just warm bread.
I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...
I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.
What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?
What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?
Being Lack-Toast intolerant
Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
I like Synonym Toast Crunch.
It's tasty. And yummy as well.
I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.
Hey look, it is Toast Malone.
Why did Bill get mad at John after John ate all of his toast?
Because he's Lack Toast Intolerant.
I’m not sure if I like toast.
On the upside, it’s buttered. But on the downside, it’s not.
How do you know you’re at a hipster wedding?
The best man stands up and makes an avocado toast!
Whenever I eat burnt toast it makes me feel sick.
I guess I’m just black toast intolerant.
My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.
Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.
I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....
It was one hell of a barbecue.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.
Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.
My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, “Who's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"
"This is my hip replacement!"
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling “Ok Boomer!”
It was a millennial falcon.
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
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