I found out my toaster isn't waterproof.

Boy, am I shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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I was shocked when i found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.

Automod doesn’t like one line jokes πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murrian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did the toaster say to the bread?

You’re gunna be toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofwieners
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Toasters,

were the first form of pop-up notifications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof

.....I was shockedπŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?

A pope tart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleB_127
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I bought a fancy new toaster...

Despite all the new features, I was pretty shocked to find out it wasn’t waterproof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I hate it when I forget to turn off the toaster

I guess you can say I'm black toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerjj
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.

I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volochemfogbank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was in complete Shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradoxthefirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Nice toaster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoredCatto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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The only downside to the new smart toaster I got for Christmas?

All the pop-up ads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andybader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half in the toaster?

Top Parts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WesleySnopes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger

It was pretty toasty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemenGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Toasters

Invented popup notification

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?

Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swineforkbeard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adwyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What's another name for a toaster? A tanning bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bces1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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We just got a new toaster oven. "The inaugural toast."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanjtory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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If someone were to use a fake toaster pastry in a TV show or movie...

They'd call it a PROP TART!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zanderich
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camaschor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlenotyou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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When i found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was completely SHOCKED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Today i found out that toasters arent waterproof.

I was shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kocoskii_
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Toasters

Were the first form of pop up notifications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Toasters

Were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Toasters

Toasters

Are the first type of pop-up notifications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QWERLATY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t water proof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCR01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Just found out my toaster wasn’t water proof

I was shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharonawesome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...

I was shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omicra98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof,

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kylehoooks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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