I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...
Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What did the toaster say to the bread?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Toasters,
were the first form of pop-up notifications
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I found out my toaster wasnβt waterproof
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I bought a fancy new toaster...
Despite all the new features, I was pretty shocked to find out it wasnβt waterproof.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
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︎ May 04 2020
I hate it when I forget to turn off the toaster
I guess you can say I'm black toast intolerant
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.
I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...
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︎ Jan 16 2019
The only downside to the new smart toaster I got for Christmas?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Nice toaster
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︎ May 31 2019
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Toasters
Invented popup notification
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half in the toaster?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What's another name for a toaster? A tanning bread
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︎ Apr 20 2019
My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
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︎ Sep 12 2013
If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
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︎ Mar 07 2017
We just got a new toaster oven. "The inaugural toast."
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︎ Sep 08 2013
If someone were to use a fake toaster pastry in a TV show or movie...
They'd call it a PROP TART!
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︎ May 25 2014
When I found out my toaster wasnβt waterproof
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I found out today my toaster isnβt waterproof.
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︎ May 21 2020
Today i found out that toasters arent waterproof.
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︎ May 22 2020
When i found out my toaster isn't waterproof
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︎ Mar 28 2020
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Toasters
Were the first form of pop up notifications
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︎ May 07 2019
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Toasters
Were the first form of pop-up notifications.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Toasters
Toasters
Are the first type of pop-up notifications
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︎ Jul 10 2019
When I found out my toaster wasnβt water proof
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︎ Mar 02 2019
When I found out my toaster wasnβt waterproof...
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Just found out my toaster wasnβt water proof
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︎ Mar 14 2018
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof,
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︎ Aug 20 2018
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