I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...
Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..
What did the toaster say to the bread?
Toasters,
were the first form of pop-up notifications
I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof
Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof
I bought a fancy new toaster...
Despite all the new features, I was pretty shocked to find out it wasn’t waterproof.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
I hate it when I forget to turn off the toaster
I guess you can say I'm black toast intolerant
I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.
I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.
I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...
The only downside to the new smart toaster I got for Christmas?
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
Toasters
Invented popup notification
What do you eat when your Pop Tarts get stuck and break in half in the toaster?
How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Surfing Toaster
Why couldn't the toaster go surfing?
Because there was only micro-waves
What's another name for a toaster? A tanning bread
My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
We just got a new toaster oven. "The inaugural toast."
If someone were to use a fake toaster pastry in a TV show or movie...
They'd call it a PROP TART!
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof
I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.
Today i found out that toasters arent waterproof.
When i found out my toaster isn't waterproof
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
Toasters
Were the first form of pop up notifications
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Toasters
Were the first form of pop-up notifications.
Toasters
Toasters
Are the first type of pop-up notifications
When I found out my toaster wasn’t water proof
Just found out my toaster wasn’t water proof
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof,
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