I just went to a jail poetry slam...
...it was called Prose and Cons.
I hate slam poetry...
I can’t stanza way they speak.
The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.
I snapped.
A friend got me with this one she made up today: "What did Popeye say at the end of the poetry slam?"
"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"
What do you call literature about wrestling?
Body slam poetry
Timbuktu
There was a poetry slam competition final between a university scholar and a country person.
Both had one minute to think of a poem that had to have timbuktu in it
The university student goes first and says:
slowly across the desert sand
trekking a lonely caravan
men on camels two by two
destination Timbuktu
and the crowd went wild. then it was the country mans turn to go
he said:
Tim and I hunting we went
met three girls in a pop up tent
they were three and we were two
so i bucked one and timbuktu
Who won?
