I just went to a jail poetry slam...

...it was called Prose and Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I hate slam poetry...

I can’t stanza way they speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbgum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Poetry Slam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zgold2192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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A friend got me with this one she made up today: "What did Popeye say at the end of the poetry slam?"

"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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What do you call literature about wrestling?

Body slam poetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexypinochet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Timbuktu

There was a poetry slam competition final between a university scholar and a country person.

Both had one minute to think of a poem that had to have timbuktu in it

The university student goes first and says:

slowly across the desert sand

trekking a lonely caravan

men on camels two by two

destination Timbuktu

and the crowd went wild. then it was the country mans turn to go

he said:

Tim and I hunting we went

met three girls in a pop up tent

they were three and we were two

so i bucked one and timbuktu

Who won?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What do prisoners write?

Slam poetry.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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