The use of "Delhi-dallying" in this Economist article, in the context of the Modi government's hesitancy to reform economist.com/news/briefi…
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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A man from Delhi who worked for Microsoft got fired after trying to start his own software company.

He forgot he'd signed a naan-compete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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My wife wanted to visit New Delhi...

I said β€œsure what do you want?”

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What did the Indian kid say to his mother before he left the house?

Mumbai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iOSSwiftDeveloper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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If you ever get the chance to go to India

You have to try their New Delhi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Its lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India

Turnsout, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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So India is building a new Walmart

So, here’s going to be a New Delhi

Note: I thought of this joke when I was 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWMINPUBG
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?

Naan traditional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahliaDubonet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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There’s going to be a new Walmart in India

If that’s the case, then there’s gonna be a New Delhi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWMINPUBG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Where can you buy cheese and ham in India?

At the Delhi counter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why did the Indian not go to their usual charcuterie?

They wanted to try a New Delhi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicymemestealer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear what happened in india?

They opened a new dehli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbychris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you call a deli that doesn’t serve roast beef?

New Delhi

I’ll be here all week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DogAteProfile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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The Indian sandwich shop that closed last year reopened.

They named it the New New Delhi Deli.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I sandwiched in this joke over dinner.

Did you know that my favourite Indian grocery store is expanding?

They're opening up a New Delhi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeahnuh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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Dad joked my work meeting.

This just happened. We have a daily meeting in the morning where we discuss what we did the day before, what we're doing today and if we're having any issues. When the meeting was wrapping up, we started talking about what we're doing for team lunch this afternoon. We started talking about Indian food and how there is one over by a deli. So I ask "Is it a New Delhi?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whitenight2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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If you ever get the chance to go to India

You have to try their New Delhi

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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