Delhi Puns

He forgot he'd signed a naan-compete.

I said “sure what do you want?”

Mumbai.

You have to try their New Delhi

Turnsout, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches

So, here’s going to be a New Delhi

Note: I thought of this joke when I was 12

Naan traditional.

If that’s the case, then there’s gonna be a New Delhi

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

It’s a New Delhi...

At the Delhi counter.

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

They wanted to try a New Delhi.

They opened a new dehli.

New Delhi

I’ll be here all week

They named it the New New Delhi Deli.

Did you know that my favourite Indian grocery store is expanding?

They're opening up a New Delhi.

This just happened. We have a daily meeting in the morning where we discuss what we did the day before, what we're doing today and if we're having any issues. When the meeting was wrapping up, we started talking about what we're doing for team lunch this afternoon. We started talking about Indian food and how there is one over by a deli. So I ask "Is it a New Delhi?"

You have to try their New Delhi