A list of puns related to "POET"
Metaphors be with you.
Euripides!
Rhyme and coke
Because theyβre a-muse-ing
You mean an ignorhymus?
[Judging from my username, I think this might be OC]
Shakesbeer
Inverse.
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
He wanted to write haiku
He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.
The contest was for prose only.
He went from gouda to bed to verse.
I snapped.
His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first
Haiku-tee
A Weimar-rhymer.
Because they're long fellows.
My dad just busted that one out and the absurdity is killing me.
To bee or not to bee
"A hai-choo!"
She learns from the best ;-)
Inverse
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