Futurist Puns

Could have been Samsing or Samsang

It was a ground-breaking development.

In this society, companies and businesses are not legally allowed to give themselves a name. Instead, companies are ID's alphanumerically. The first businesses were Corporation A, Company B, Business C, ... Organization Z, Company A1, etc.

The world's current largest corporation is Company B. They're particularly known for their robotics manufacturing. One day, Company B had just finished the design for two new robots. One that would automatically play blues songs on a record player at the press of a button. (What we know today as a jukebox) The other was a companion robot for lonely people, modeled after a beagle.

Unfortunately, when the final version of these robots were being manufactured for a worldwide release, there was an error in the automated assembly line. This error caused the two robots to be built simultaneously, creating a single robot.

The resulting product came to be known as the Boogie Woogie Beagle Bot of Company B.

I work at a Birkenstock store and I was talking to my dad about work yesterday.

Him: "I want to invent some really futuristic sandals and I have the perfect name for them: Kirk 'n' Spocks!"

Groan

Shorty from an upcoming dad.

I was visiting the inlaws last week and my sister(inlaw) let her 1 year old run around freely, having a good time.

At some point, grandpa handed him a watch, which he immediately held to his ear as if it was a phone (he likes playing with his dad's phone).

Grandpa: "I've never seen that model iphone before, it looks futuristic" Me: Well, at least it has Face-Time....

Am i ready for Dadding?