Burger King (or any other fast food chain) had their standard Holiday Shakes. It was purple and had the side affect that your poo was the same color later. I told my kids that there was a disease going around that changed poo to purple prior to them using the restroom.
For whenever I end up mentioning that my (currently pregnant) wife and I just had a baby:
"We just had a baby. Well, my wife did most of the work; I just had a small part in it."
concerned look
"Average part..."
embarrassed/lying look
"...above...average."
Because it's light
It was a wurst case scenario
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"
(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming susage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
That is all.
My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.
One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.
So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
It was ....the worst case scenario.
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
Time for the “wurst-case scenario”. Glad I brat that to your attention? Sorry, I know these jokes are played, you gotta take sausage jokes on a casing by casing basis. Ok I’ll stop now.
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
It was the wurst käse scenario.
I need bread puns for any scenario. I really want one for a greeting like saying hello with 🍞. Thank you.
It’s a wurst case scenario.
Actual scenario:
Me-“I can’t find my phone.”
Him-“have you checked your butt? Because I hear it can store a bunch of crap.”
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
It was a wurst case scenario.
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
"Aw man all the good seats are taken!"
It's his Wurst Casing Scenario.
It was a worst case scenario
Sort of an inverse dad joke scenario here. My daughters seem to have hit a re-title theme. They are staying for the weekend. It started when I walked past them to go for a pee. They nodded in agreement, that was "The walking dad". Then I came back. "Return of the living dad".
Later on Friday, when it was time for them to head for bed. As they went upstairs, that was "Left for dad". The next night it was "Left for dad 2". They said it was ok, they knew I needed my time alone .. because obviously it was time for "Night of the living dad".
I've been out dad joked.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
It was the wurst case scenario.
Cause you're shredding me!
(Context: I came up with this while I was playing a video game and my team was getting its ass kicked, so this would really be the only kind of scenario one could use this pun in)
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
This is called the Wurst-Käse Scenario.
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
The Wurst Kase scenario
...everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario
It was a wurst case scenario.
This is the wurst case scenario
