Theorist Puns

A list of puns related to "Theorist"

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's a coincidence

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👤︎ u/thesabermaniac
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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👤︎ u/msboogers
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?

They're both full of baloney.

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👤︎ u/Ribdunge
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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A had a fight with a conspiracy theorist.

I just can't believe it!

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👤︎ u/DeanW137
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.

They are nothing but loom and doom.

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👤︎ u/BandDirector17
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.

He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...

...was an inside job.

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👤︎ u/Vulcandrifter
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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2 conspiracy theorists stumble upon each other,

it can't be a coincidence

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👤︎ u/S_yNtaX
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Terrible Joke Alert #2

Did you hear the one about the number theorist who was arrested? They say he was guilty on all counts.

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👤︎ u/Physicsboy2018
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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👤︎ u/skydivinghuman
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

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👤︎ u/NoShittyTacos
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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