What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

I don't know but I'm getting hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fa_kinsit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?

Broooom Broooom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwzNk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do witches do on boats?

They Salem

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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sand witch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joxydaskull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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which doctor? πŸ€”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el0ise-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?

It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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How do witches cook their food?

With an electric Coven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?

It’s riddikulus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What is something witches can say about themselves that most americans can not?

"I drive a stick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darksides
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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How do witches stay in shape?

They do HEXERCISES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?

Draw a hex-a-gon(e).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.

When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettiestvirgin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?

Snap cackle n' pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...

Into what ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?

So they knew which witch was which.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threedeenyc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What's a witch's favorite makeup?

Ma-scare-a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why can’t witches get pregnant?

Because their husbands have β€œhallo weenies”. Lol happy holidays y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Username_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Which Witch is a Sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?

Broommates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?

Because they live under the rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillySunny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?

Hex-Mex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Witches don’t fart

They cast smells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bannapants67
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call a male witch?

Mitch

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!

https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?

Nothing, his lips were sealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormFenics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I need to start a witch themed spicy steak sauce company.

Our slogan would be, β€œThe only acceptable way to be burned at the steak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is...

nothing more than mustard seed emulsified with oil. So mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I Can’t Believe It’s Newt Butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?

She can't spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My dad told many fun facts about Gordon Sumner

Most of witch i found intresting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why do witch doctors never get fat?

Because they’re always exorcising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What sound does a fast witch make?

Broom broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicfantic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What sound do witches' cars make?

broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleaverboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a witch at a beach?

A sand witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Eye of Newt, of witch potion lore, is actually...

nothing more than good, old-fashioned ground mustard seed emulsified in oil. This means mustard could actually be called newt butter. Or, for those who have their doubts... I can’t believe it’s newt butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsmba729
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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