A list of puns related to "Wizardly"
Hello! so I am terribly uncreative, and turn to you genius folks here at /r/puns for advice with a few names involving wizards, magic, and worms! Thank you for taking the time to read this and offer advice!
Because he was a neck-romancer.
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.
He was a pie-romancer.
The Wizard of Eyes
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
...heβs really a big lyre.
Breville Longbottom
Saucery
Imagine dragons
The Oscar.
Staff discount
Fireball is bad diplomacy, it just inflames the situation.
Just one example from my second ever video, 50 D&D puns! I am super new and super small, so every view is valuable to me!
A spelleton My family didn't appreciate my joke so hopefully someone does
Hexcellent
He said I have mage or healthy shoes.
One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.
"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"
Spell-check
In the staff room.
Ugandalf
Spellotape
Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.
So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.
However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?
I hate it when people throw shade.
Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.
An amoolet.
His name is Gram
she was a neck-romancer
So I have an english speaking DnD group and itβs not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.
Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushiβs. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushiβs or wizard sushiβs or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
Breathe idiot, breathe!
Da mage
He turned himself into the police.
Witch hat
A neckromancer!
Weedzard
His ghoul-friend
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
His ghoul-friend
His ghoul-friend
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