Necromancer Puns

A list of puns related to "Necromancer"

What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?

"Abracadaver!"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a necromancer werewolf?

A dog with a bone.

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👤︎ u/LaserRifle
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why are necromancers good in management?

They can work with a skeleton crew

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👤︎ u/jayforder
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Recently, a race of bird people and a society of necromancers has gone to war.

It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.

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👤︎ u/Ronnoc67
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Why did the necromancer laugh at the ritual sacrifice?

He misplaced his sacrificial bones with his HUMERUS ones!!!

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👤︎ u/ThatsMrRobert2U
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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I don’t get why people hate necromancers so much.

Can’t a guy just raise a family in peace?

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why are there so few Chinese necromancers?

Because two Wongs can't make a wight

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👤︎ u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why does everyone discriminate against necromancers?

I mean, can't a guy raise a family in peace?

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👤︎ u/CrimsonBlade2015
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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Why is Dracula so great with women?

Because he is a necromancer

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👤︎ u/MartianHunter420
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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This whole subreddit is a pun.
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👤︎ u/Eulengi
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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👤︎ u/Ojiji_bored
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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When satan goes Bald

There will be hell toupée

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👤︎ u/jamacianmesane
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call someone who likes to kiss dead people's necks?

A necromancer.

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👤︎ u/spiderpool123
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Skeletone Puns?

Hello !

My friends and I are dressing up as Skellies for a con. We will be carrying signs that will have silly phrases.

We could use more ideas! Any skeleton puns we could use that you love?

Signs will include things like: "minion seeks necromancer, PST" "Have you seen our boss mob?"

ECT!

Looking forward to hearing your ideas! Thanks all!

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👤︎ u/TogiSoYo
📅︎ May 30 2018
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It takes an entire village to raise a single child

however, it only takes one pyromaniac child to raze an entire village

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👤︎ u/JoTheHoe2
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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I don't get what the hate is for Necromancers.

Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?

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👤︎ u/rogue-wolf
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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