Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.

I'm kind of a big deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?

In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?

PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddhainhair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you call the moderator of a joke subreddit?

A LOL enforcement officer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrannyLow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Being wholesome is a moderate irony.

I mean, you’re β€œwhole,” but just β€œsome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...

... but it's worth a shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A generous moderator of a subreddit walks into a bar.

And orders everyone around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I have never seen the moderators...

Maybe I can’t see in high dev-initian?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyThunderStorm22
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Pulled off a real-life-one, i guess...

Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.

so here goes...

(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)

daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?

me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?

daughter: elizabeth-gramma.

me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?

(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)

daughter: don't know, who?

me: my mum.

(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'

The World Health Organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbacorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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[meta] Welcome to our new moderators!

I don’t know if I missed a post announcing them or something, but I noticed the new mods were chosen for this sub and added! I would like to say welcome from all of us at r/dadjokes to u/ phreephorm u/anarousedcatfish u/cutek9 u/yayoletsgo u/suitinguncle620 and u/blank-cheque Welcome to the team and we look forward to having y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopfloor1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Just been to that new store called Moderation

They have everything in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynameisfogle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What's a Fahrenheit?

A moderately tall person.

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[MOD POST] Hunting for an additional moderator. Read and apply within.

EDIT: I am now closing applications and will make a decision in the next day or so. Thank you to everybody who applied - the general enthusiasm and support is wonderful to see.

( as this is a self post, I receive no karma - however I would appreciate it if you upvoted purely for visibility <3 )

Hey everybody,

The /r/dadjokes community is now over 85,000 subscribers strong. That's pretty great. Pretty super great.

Thus far, over the entire existence of this sub, I have been the only mod. Quietly watching, taking your feedback, removing a post here, approving another there - doing my best not to interfere too much. I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been that hard.

You lot are generally a pretty nice bunch, give or take a few of the more vocal lunatics. There isn't usually a lot of work to be done, or issues that need resolving.

That said, I'm not awake all the time. I can't lurk on Reddit all the time. I don't have all-seeing eyes.

So it's about time I gave another pair of eyes moderator status and entrusted those eyes with a duty of care.

Let's get down to the chase; here's what I'm looking for in an additional mod:

  • You live in a very different timezone to Syd, AU - GMT+10
  • You have a good sense of humour
  • You're not in this purely to grow your 'net rep
  • You're interested in being fair, and maintaining fairness
  • You maintain civility in yourself and your responses at all times
  • You have a bit of time every day to go through reports, spam, and post comments
  • You understand that your moderatorship will initially be a trial, and can be revoked at any time if you aren't being magical and rad
  • Some general CSS/subreddit formatting knowledge wouldn't go astray, but is not required

Here's what I am not looking for:

  • Strong, cemented opinions about what constitutes a dad joke and what doesn't - everybody's dad and humour is different
  • An overzealous post remover - I am not looking for an enforcer, the title moderator implies moderation
  • A(nother) dictator - it is my preference that this subreddit be gently guided, and not forcibly ruled, we let the community find itself and we listen to what they say

If you wish to apply for the title and duty of being a moderator to /r/dadjokes, simply state your case (why you should be selected, what benefits or experience you bring, etc) in a comment reply to this thread. I will then get in touch with the most worthy seeming applicants. Upvotes and downvites will not be taken int

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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I'm campaigning to become a moderator of /r/dadjokes. This is the platform I'm running on.

http://imgur.com/szcPODP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiiVii
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REQUEST FOR MODERATORS: Topical Flairs For Jokes?

I don't see this happening, but it would be nice if there were topical post flairs we could mark our dad jokes with. For example "movies", "kitchen", "car", "job", "wife", "mother-n-law", etc. I suppose the possibilities are endless, which probably means it won't be happening. But, you'll be cooler than my dad, if you do. :-) There is a lot of comedy gold on here, which would be great to have these to sort by when inspiration fails to strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
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I hear there is a new store opening up nearby, and it’s called Moderation.

They say it has everything in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Ha ha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mask3dman805
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Get it..?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoster14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What is Reddit moderator's favourite song?

Radiohead - karma police

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unicorncorn21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Double pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemaholicCreeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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OMG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
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heh fencing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CartoonNet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Does this count as a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizartti
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High maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric-99
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And there we have it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you know what they should call the moderators on the cheese subredit?

Mozzarators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajanzen098
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I've decided to stop moderating /r/dadjokes

I never started moderating, so it makes stopping that much easier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac-O-War
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My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyJelloJiggles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Noice!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dhastroyer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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If you don’t get this joke then your a boomer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebekhaG
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I hate it when they do it. imgur.com/gIRYs7u
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hushphatak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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My moderator will make a fine dad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasamoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
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It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMikethe
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We have a moderate grasp of the Spanish language in my family

Drove past the llama ranch that's just outside our town, and I asked 'Are the llamas out?' 'No, no llamas.' responded my brother.

Dad chimes in with 'What? No llamas? How do they know what to call them?'

((like Como se llama))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theChristy
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Break-in at the Apple Store!

Police searching for iWitnesses...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My girlfriend asked me to stop singing the Shrek soundtrack, I thought she was joking

but then I saw her face

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I feel like I had a good one in real life yesterday...

Mom: Why don't you use the trowel?

Me: Let's just call a spade a spade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerralWombat
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Best Golf Pun contest has started

Our Golf Pun contest is starting tonight at 5PM EST. It's free to enter. Winner gets $150 Amazon eGift Card .........

Please invite all the punsters you'd like .......... https://golfpuns.com/index.php

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golfpuns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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And open letter for the moderators at r/dadjokes:

U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouSellingMeh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I heard there was a new store called Moderation...

They have everything in there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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You guys here of that new store Moderation?

They have everything there.

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