Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A Medium Rare Pun
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, Itβs really a game changer.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I like mine medium-rare
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, βI like it well done!β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot to me.β
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I bought a dozen medium eggs yesterday.
They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Two mediums walk into a bar.
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︎ May 15 2020
Everyone braging about big Dicks, well I have a medium Dick, it can talk to ghosts
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Whereβs medium
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︎ Mar 02 2020
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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︎ Dec 30 2019
My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...
I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.
She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.
I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side!
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︎ Jan 16 2020
I'm very disappointed with my medium fries
These aren't medium, they are not spicy at all!
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︎ Jan 09 2020
A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...
Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Why there is Medium Salsa
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︎ Jul 03 2019
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
My wife likes her eggs over medium; I like my eggs over easy
Different yolks for different folks
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why canβt mediums prove that they can speak to the dead?
Itβs not an exact seanceβitβs more of a pseudoseance.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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︎ May 18 2019
I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,
I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"
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︎ Jul 06 2019
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Television is a medium
Because anything we'll done is rare
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︎ Jan 25 2019
As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...
And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"
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︎ Jul 27 2018
What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
I was skeptical about psychic mediums...
So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.
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︎ Mar 21 2017
What did the Medium say at the fatherhood convention?
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︎ May 12 2018
Why is television called a communications medium?
Because it is neither rare nor well done.
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︎ Nov 22 2016
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, βI like it well done.β
I said, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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︎ May 22 2018
Why did the medium cross the road?
To talk to the other side
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
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︎ Jul 23 2018
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Why did the medium cross the road?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Why did the Psychic Medium cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.
He said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
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︎ Jun 11 2018
Everbody is talking about his big dick, but I have a medium penis.
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︎ Sep 12 2016
A streak pun is a rare medium well done.
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︎ Feb 06 2015
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