I fell .
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
you could go to jail for a very long time?
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
Big Ben Dover.
A Bill-Ding!
He says ‘I’m dead serious!’
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
De-brie
A parapets!
That there are a lot of towns named after their water towers?
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
...but it was leaning too far right!
I guess they were french kissing.
It’s called the Witch Tower Society.
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
That was, until we saw his parischute
King’s Landing
It is a Paris site.
He adds more doors
And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.
"I'll show you",said Stan.
They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.
"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."
"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"
"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.
All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.
"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.
Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."
"But his face sure rings a bell"
The reception was amazing!
Eiffel you up
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
Daughter: 'blank stare'
Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."
I didn't know this but the first pun ever was in a fairy tale. A woman living in a tower threw down her hair so her suitor could climb up and she said "Hair you are!". Not the best, but good to know how Rapunzel got her name.
Crystal-lean.
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
Helping my daughter with her remote-learning geometry schoolwork.
"Ok dad, imagine you are in a room with a ceiling and four walls. How many planes intersect the floor?"
"Well if that room was is in the Twin Towers, two."
Both are Paris Sites
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
I now call it the "I fell tower"
