What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleroksr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...

you could go to jail for a very long time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ado1928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...

That was, until we saw his parischute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.

It is a Paris site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving

"What happened?"

"Eiffel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?

French resistance is low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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What does the iPhone say when it’s dropped from the the Eiffel Tower

iFell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realkenchan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Falling in love is dangerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediAditya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Just got back from a trip to Paris...

That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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These puns are so emPARISing!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Classic chain of dadjokes (no puns:

What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.

How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.

How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.

How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.

What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.

What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dronelisk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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I pretty much took the family to Paris mostly so i could talk them this joke:

Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax2020
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_Crockett
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived

I now call it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Eiffel

What did the Eiffel tower cry out when it collapsed? . . .

I fell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbot74
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideRemarkDept
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