A list of puns related to "Eiffel Tower"
They are both Paris sites
She gasped audibly and said, βYeah?β
I said, βHelp! My knee is made of magnets!β
you could go to jail for a very long time?
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
That was, until we saw his parischute
It is a Paris site.
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
French resistance is low.
iFell
I miss you rope.
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
What animal can fly and eats stones? the flying stone eater.
How does an elephant come out of a river? Wet.
How do you stuff a giraffe inside a fridge? You open the fridge door, you put the giraffe inside and you close the fridge door.
How long does it take for a rock from the top of the Eiffel tower to fall to the ground? It doesn't, because the flying stone eater eats it.
What's green and smells like blue paint? Green paint.
What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What's white on the outside, yellow on the inside, and can't climb trees? The fridge with the giraffe inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's green, 40 feet long and hangs from trees? Elephant snot.
What's wet and has wheels? The elephant from the river, I lied about the wheels.
Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."
They are both Paris sites.
Both are Paris Sites
I now call it the "I fell tower"
What did the Eiffel tower cry out when it collapsed? . . .
I fell
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY: How golfers create divots
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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