Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?

Because they washup on shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why was the pine forced to walk the plank?

Because he was guilty of tree-ason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why did the pirate make his prisoner walk the plank?

He didn’t have a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrysmith815
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Its so hard to get pirates to walk the plank

They never want to get on board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I told my son to walk the plank...

...because we can't afford a dog...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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Pirate jokes

When we were younger we had to walk the plank.

My parents were too poor to afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoOdeh_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Padres of the Caribbean

Dad and I are leaving Home Depot and cross paths with a gentleman carrying some 2x4s over his shoulder through the crosswalk. He stops the car and turns to me with, "Looks like he's... walking the plank." Dad literally cant drive the car because he's doubled over the steering wheel crying. All I can do is meet the stares of fellow shoppers with the deadpan face of one who has just been dad-joked. I will become him one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdSoup74
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Why did I have to walk the plank?

I don’t have a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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As a kid I was made to walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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When I was younger, I used to walk the plank

We couldn't afford a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why did the pirate walk the plank?

Because he couldn't afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCuteInExecute
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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"When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank!"

"We couldn't afford a dog."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank...

We couldn’t afford a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfidelCastrato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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