I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.
I know this isn’t entirely relevant to the subreddit, but I’m not sure where else to ask. Can someone think of a pun to combine Christmas and Pirates, ideally one that could be used as a team name?
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
A bunch of us are going at pirates for Halloween, need a bunch of pirate puns to pretend I'm clever.
I'm sure other people will benefit from this too!
So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.
Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:
>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.
and
>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Aye Matey.
Because they always get lost at C.
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
A buccaneer.
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
he had seven c's
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”
The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.
“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”
The back yaaarrrrdd.
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
iiiim eighty!
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
They thought it was cannon to the story.
irate
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
CCCCCCC
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
He has a Yarr! sale
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
The high C, of course.
Because they ARRRRRR
He kept using a hard arrrrr!
They should be in the arrrrmy
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?
Because they keep raising the Arrr number!
(my first dadjokes post!)
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
LAND HOE!!!
It was rated R
He has paaaarrrrgggkinson's
AYE MATEY!
Aye Matey
Aye Matey
Aye Matey!
Aye Matey
Because they get lost at "c"
