Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
Why do pirate ships go so fast?
Because they’re hauling booty
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
Where can you buy a used pirate ship?
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
Did you hear about the layoffs aboard the haunted pirate ship?
They're down to a skeleton crew.
Why did the pirate get his ship so cheaply?
Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?
It’s the only one that’s always on sail....
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
My town finally decided to tear down the dilapidated replica of a pirate ship...
Why don't pirates buy ships from Apple?
Well they did at first.
Then Apple removed all the ports.
I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."
"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
I boarded a ship with a bunch of pirates who wouldn’t let me see anything.
Turns out it was a censorship.
Two pirates walk into a bar, one of them is wearing glasses shaped like little boats. Bartender says " whats with the boat shaped glasses?". Pirate says" I like everything to be ship shape".
What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?
A pirate ship pulls into harbour after a long voyage at sea
The captain tells his crew to go out into the town and spend some well earned time off, but to be back at midnight. The crew all go into town and the captain stays in his quarters on the ship.
Midnight comes and the crew still aren't back, so the captain figures they'll all be at the tavern having a drink so he walks in and finds it empty.
The captain approaches the bartender and says "YARR, have ye seen me Buccaneers?" , the bartender turn to him and says "YEAH, they're on the side of your buckin' head under yer buckin' hat!".
What did pirate say to his son when he burned the enemy ship with Greek fire?
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ships wheel belt buckle
The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?
The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!
Pirates attacked a Roman ship,
they were looking for aurum or rum.
What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? (x-post, /r/Jokes)
"Where does a pirate go to learn more about ship to ship combat?"
What part of a ship is a pirate's favorite?
How did the pirate get his ship so cheaply?
What do you call a Soviet pirate ship in the US Navy?
So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel shoved down his pants
and the bartender asks "What's that ship's wheel doing down your pants?!"
The pirate replies: "Arr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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