Walking the plank Puns

A list of puns related to "Walking the plank"

Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?

Because they washup on shore.

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why was the pine forced to walk the plank?

Because he was guilty of tree-ason.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why did the pirate make his prisoner walk the plank?

He didn’t have a dog.

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👤︎ u/jerrysmith815
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Its so hard to get pirates to walk the plank

They never want to get on board

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I told my son to walk the plank...

...because we can't afford a dog...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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Padres of the Caribbean

Dad and I are leaving Home Depot and cross paths with a gentleman carrying some 2x4s over his shoulder through the crosswalk. He stops the car and turns to me with, "Looks like he's... walking the plank." Dad literally cant drive the car because he's doubled over the steering wheel crying. All I can do is meet the stares of fellow shoppers with the deadpan face of one who has just been dad-joked. I will become him one day.

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👤︎ u/ColdSoup74
📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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As a kid I was made to walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/Yankee9Niner
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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When I was younger, I used to walk the plank

We couldn't afford a dog

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why did the pirate walk the plank?

Because he couldn't afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/TheCuteInExecute
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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When I was younger my parents made me walk the plank.

We couldn't afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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"When I was a kid, my parents used to make me walk the plank!"

"We couldn't afford a dog."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank...

We couldn’t afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/InfidelCastrato
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Pirate jokes

When we were younger we had to walk the plank.

My parents were too poor to afford a dog.

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👤︎ u/HoOdeh_
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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