I told him, "That's a little course"
About a 300$ fine and your gun and truck confiscated.
Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.
I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".
No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.
Just incase I get a hole in one.
Please know the scorecard isn't mine. I shamelessly stole that from google search.
In case I got a hole in one
Well that's just par for the course.
All his mini strokes put him above par.
I guess “hole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.
Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.
Having par-sex!
All of my co-workers were shocked.
Cos they're all par jokes.
He got a hole in one
The par-king space.
I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
...right in the FOREhead
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. 😂
It was a par time job.
I think he's mean
...but the delivery was sub-par
Jurassic Par
Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?
It’s a bit subpar right now.
Sounds more like an ellipsis...
A subparrot.
A caddy-lack
It’s gonna be quite the par-tee.
It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.
I left them in the Par King lot.
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
They can’t drive
Because it's a tropical pair of dice.
A below par-a-legal
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
It wasn’t the real deal but it was par-ish
I've been told I'm sub-par.
I plan on opening my own golf themed sandwich shop, it's called "Sub—par"
My team is looking for a name for our coding golf web app. The idea is to solve a problem in as few characters of code as possible and we need a code-golf pun for the brand name. We will credit the user if we choose their pun, of course.
Happy punning!
Just in case he got a hole in one
