I told him, "That's a little course"
About a 300$ fine and your gun and truck confiscated.
Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.
I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".
No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.
Well that's just par for the course.
In case I got a hole in one
All his mini strokes put him above par.
I guess “hole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.
Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.
Having par-sex!
Cos they're all par jokes.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
The par-king space.
He got a hole in one
I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
It was a par time job.
...right in the FOREhead
...but the delivery was sub-par
I think he's mean
Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?
It’s a bit subpar right now.
But whatever fore?
A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?
Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!
Jurassic Par
I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. 😂
It’s gonna be quite the par-tee.
A caddy-lack
A subparrot.
It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.
Sounds more like an ellipsis...
I left them in the Par King lot.
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
They can’t drive
A below par-a-legal
Because it's a tropical pair of dice.
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
It wasn’t the real deal but it was par-ish
I've been told I'm sub-par.
A cabinet.
... My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.
I plan on opening my own golf themed sandwich shop, it's called "Sub—par"
Just in case he got a hole in one
