Outta this world par-Tay
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
My boss invited me to play a Par 3 this afternoon in exchange for sexual favors
I told him, "That's a little course"
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οΈ Nov 11 2018
This golf joke is sub-par.
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οΈ Jan 22 2019
What do you get if you shoot an eagle on a par 5
About a 300$ fine and your gun and truck confiscated.
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οΈ Apr 03 2018
Thinking that every one wants to bother me makes me par-annoy-a
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οΈ May 06 2018
My nephew is on par to be the world's youngest dad
Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.
I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".
No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.
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οΈ Oct 24 2014
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οΈ Mar 27 2015
I played golf and it was boring.
Well that's just par for the course.
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
I took two pairs of socks golfing
In case I got a hole in one
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οΈ Jan 06 2020
Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?
All his mini strokes put him above par.
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οΈ Sep 14 2020
No one laughs at my βbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfingβ joke.
I guess βhole-in-oneβ jokes are sub-par.
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.
Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?
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οΈ Jul 20 2020
Dad jokes are all average...
Cos they're all par jokes.
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οΈ May 23 2020
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
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οΈ Nov 11 2019
Where does the best average golfer put his golf cart?
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?
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οΈ Aug 10 2019
So Iβve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. Iβve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.
Iβve got a date with Destiny!
Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands !
And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
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οΈ Nov 30 2019
Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
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οΈ Jan 19 2020
My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
Dad got hit by a golf ball on the course today...
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οΈ Jun 20 2019
A golfer tried to tell a joke...
...but the delivery was sub-par
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οΈ Jul 31 2019
My son called his math teacher average
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οΈ Feb 01 2019
Subreddit suggestion
Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?
Itβs a bit subpar right now.
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οΈ May 16 2019
Time for Golf Puns!
But whatever fore?
A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?
Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!
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οΈ Aug 29 2019
What do you call a dinosaur themed put-put golf course?
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οΈ Mar 20 2019
My Dad who plays golf.
I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. π
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οΈ May 03 2018
A lion never cheats on their wife
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οΈ Nov 06 2018
A golf buddy of mine is having a get together tonight.
Itβs gonna be quite the par-tee.
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οΈ Oct 11 2019
What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?
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οΈ Feb 20 2019
What do you call a bird that is below average?
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οΈ Aug 31 2018
My golf course gave me an award and sign for my own place to park, but people keep taking my spot.
It just doesnβt pay to be the Par King.
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οΈ Apr 09 2019
My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...
Sounds more like an ellipsis...
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οΈ Sep 27 2015
Hey have you seen my golf clubs
I left them in the Par King lot.
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οΈ Mar 14 2019
In local news, a golfer brought an extra pair of socks to the field today
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
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οΈ Jun 10 2018
Why arenβt children very good at golf?
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οΈ Jul 06 2018
What do you call a bad lawyer ?
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οΈ Jan 17 2019
Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
Because it's a tropical pair of dice.
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οΈ Feb 28 2018
I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course.
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
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οΈ Apr 02 2018
I landed in a city full of lights
It wasnβt the real deal but it was par-ish
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οΈ Sep 29 2018
I'm not sure if I'm good at golf or not...
I've been told I'm sub-par.
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οΈ Aug 21 2018
What do you call a refrigerator that won't refrigerate?
A cabinet.
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My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.
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οΈ Jun 14 2018
Sub shop
I plan on opening my own golf themed sandwich shop, it's called "Subβpar"
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οΈ Jul 10 2017
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
Just in case he got a hole in one
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οΈ Jan 31 2018
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