Outta this world par-Tay
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/natnat301
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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My boss invited me to play a Par 3 this afternoon in exchange for sexual favors

I told him, "That's a little course"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toromio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2018
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This golf joke is sub-par.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/magnoliong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2019
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What do you get if you shoot an eagle on a par 5

About a 300$ fine and your gun and truck confiscated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2018
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Thinking that every one wants to bother me makes me par-annoy-a
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2018
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My nephew is on par to be the world's youngest dad

Okay so this one may not be too special, but I thought it was hilarious. My nephew has a slight speech impediment which made it all the better.

I was visiting my brother and his family over the weekend. I decided to take the kids to the store so I yelled down the hall for my nephew (7 years old and sitting in his gitch) to get dressed. My niece who was also in the room said "I am dressed". Immediately after I heard this tiny little giggle followed by "hi dressed, I'm Isaac".

No one taught him this. All natural. The father is strong in this one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunkyBunch21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2014
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PGA Tour: Baddeley's (almost) Ace on a par 4 imgur.com/RjGgEsT
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TylerFortierPhoto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2015
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I played golf and it was boring.

Well that's just par for the course.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SweatingFromMyEyes_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?

All his mini strokes put him above par.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saintpetejackboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2020
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAClef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.

Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kra2ymonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2020
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Dad jokes are all average...

Cos they're all par jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.

All of my co-workers were shocked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackvishs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Where does the best average golfer put his golf cart?

The par-king space.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?

He got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heckyhoodles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2019
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So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.

I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dakotachip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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Did you hear that Subway is opening a mini golf course at some of their restaurants?

I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeLouie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2020
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My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...

It was a par time job.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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Dad got hit by a golf ball on the course today...

...right in the FOREhead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2019
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A golfer tried to tell a joke...

...but the delivery was sub-par

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2019
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My son called his math teacher average

I think he's mean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsyaboi69420360
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2019
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Subreddit suggestion

Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?

It’s a bit subpar right now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/punnyComedian
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2019
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Time for Golf Puns!

But whatever fore?

A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?

Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur themed put-put golf course?

Jurassic Par

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheNoodleEffect
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2019
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My Dad who plays golf.

I always asked dad why he bought an extra pair of socks when he played golf. Told me in case he got a hole in one. πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pch14
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2018
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A lion never cheats on their wife

But a Tiger Wood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JascosRS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2018
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A golf buddy of mine is having a get together tonight.

It’s gonna be quite the par-tee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cookydoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2019
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What kind of car does a lonely golfer drive?

A caddy-lack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2019
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What do you call a bird that is below average?

A subparrot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2018
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My golf course gave me an award and sign for my own place to park, but people keep taking my spot.

It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justjong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2019
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My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...

Sounds more like an ellipsis...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PainMatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2015
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Hey have you seen my golf clubs

I left them in the Par King lot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OhYouMeanThatGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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In local news, a golfer brought an extra pair of socks to the field today

Just in case he got a hole-in-one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GhostFreak777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2018
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Why aren’t children very good at golf?

They can’t drive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2018
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What do you call a bad lawyer ?

A below par-a-legal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ObaidullahBaheer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2019
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Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?

Because it's a tropical pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2018
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I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course.

I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TVLord5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2018
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I landed in a city full of lights

It wasn’t the real deal but it was par-ish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2018
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I'm not sure if I'm good at golf or not...

I've been told I'm sub-par.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doctor_hulk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2018
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What do you call a refrigerator that won't refrigerate?

A cabinet.

... My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TechnicallyMindful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2018
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Sub shop

I plan on opening my own golf themed sandwich shop, it's called "Subβ€”par"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCaptMAgic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2017
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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?

Just in case he got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soulLivinInAFishbowl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2018
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