A list of puns related to "Equation"

I solved a mathematical equation using a kitchen utensil today

It was a calculated whisk.

I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.

It gives me porpoise.

Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.

I just can't figure it out.

Why is it hard to measure power usage with differential equations?

Because Watt and Euler don't mix.

Time for some quadROOTic equations

What's a tree's favorite math equation?

Logorithmic

My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.

He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.

I guess we just didn't have any equation.

How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

What is the equation for the speed of fright?

Eeek! = MC Scared

What did the math teacher say to the difficult math equation?

I will calc U later!

Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers

An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.

Because they do not believe in higher powers.

I felt so damn clever this morning (Ordinary Differential Equation) imgur.com/6HkYIP8

What is a duck's favorite equation?

The quackdratic equation.

**bonus:**

What is a duck's favorite restaurant? *quacker barrel.*

What did the math problem say to the equation before it left?

I'll calcu-LATER!

What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I got a problem with alcohol.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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