I solved a mathematical equation using a kitchen utensil today

It was a calculated whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pharmadam
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I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.

It gives me porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Es_presso
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What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?

Multi-ply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What’s the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragmeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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I'm currently creating a sculpture of a maths equation but I'm really struggling to finish.

I just can't figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soody765
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why is it hard to measure power usage with differential equations?

Because Watt and Euler don't mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmadeusMop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Time for some quadROOTic equations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perfectpizzafairy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What's a tree's favorite math equation?

Logorithmic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raisonhell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.

He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I guess we just didn't have any equation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/police_b00th
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations

You remove the S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whymydadleftme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What is the equation for the speed of fright?

Eeek! = MC Scared

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What did the math teacher say to the difficult math equation?

I will calc U later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinmantommy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackamo91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.

Because they do not believe in higher powers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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I felt so damn clever this morning (Ordinary Differential Equation) imgur.com/6HkYIP8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euler13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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What is a duck's favorite equation?

The quackdratic equation.

 

bonus:

 

What is a duck's favorite restaurant? quacker barrel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_cute_butts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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What did the math problem say to the equation before it left?

I'll calcu-LATER!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artieboysucks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I got a problem with alcohol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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