Quadratic Puns

A list of puns related to "Quadratic"

Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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👤︎ u/Es_presso
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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👤︎ u/ashwynee
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the quadratic invasion?

Don't worry, their efforts were foiled.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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The quadratic formula is prejudiced!

It discriminates!

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👤︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.

Because they do not believe in higher powers.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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What do baby parabolas drink?

A quadratic formula.

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👤︎ u/ewatomi1960
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

Maybe this is more of a mom joke...

Edit: this isn’t my joke. I thought this sub might enjoy it though

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👤︎ u/lemontolole
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I took a math book on a survival camping trip to the Arctic

I learned two things, quadratic equations, and warm ups are not what I had thought.

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👤︎ u/NotBilroy
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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What does a baby parabola drink?

Quadratic formula.

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👤︎ u/JDogg323
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

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👤︎ u/cale-k
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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