If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
Best game to play on a huge boat?
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
What do miners play on their coffee break?
When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
What console does a Frenchman play on?
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
“Iraq”, I said. Then Iran.
Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one
Not sure if that's a pun or a play on words
Present progressive: It is nothing
Present simple: It noth
What do you call a woman that plays pool while balancing a pint on her head?
Beertrix Potter
(The 'Burnadebt' joke from last night reminded me that my dad told me both those jokes about 25 years ago! Definitely using them if I ever end up being a dad.)
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walked into a bar
I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...
I prefer when they're pun-intentional
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.
That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.
A very good play on letters
If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.
Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.
A play on if im rushing, so be it.
I loved to play music on my violin
That was before it baroque
A little play on words for y’all
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
I can’t play the Minute Waltz yet on the piano.
But it's on my Chopin list.
My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
Do you know what a play on words is?
Because I don't, who stars in it?
Ichabod Train - play on Ichabod Crane, the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow
I once had to play a psychopath in a play. I thought I could come across as crazy if I huffed a l load of women's body spray before I got on stage.
But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.
Whenever I play sports, I want as many Canadians as possible on my team.
They always bring their 'eh' game.
A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.
He said he doesn’t know ‘cos he had never smoked coconut matting.
Why won’t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?
Because There’s too much violin-ce
How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago
My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him.
I won't let him controller.
When the Offspring play live they all perform on a partitioned stage...
Cause, "You gotta keep 'em separated!"
Why did the pianist continue to play on the piano, even when some notes didn’t work?
Because it was only a minor inconvenience.
Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't.
Noah was standing on the deck.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London tube
He went from barking to tooting in 15 minutes
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