Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
A lion would never play golf.
What's a pirates favorite toy to play with?
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
Cruel joke my dad used to play
When I was a kid, my dad used to ask me if I wanted to go to Cotton Springs. When I said yes, he would tell me to go to bed :(
My friend doesn't want anyone else to know that he used to play board games a lot.
He's had a checkered past.
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?
Because he is sitting in his deck
Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
why can't sharks play flutes properly?
because they don't have a tuna.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
A physician broke his leg while auditioning for a play.
Luckily he still made the cast.
I’ve been building play structures for kids in my spare time...
Why should you never play Hacky Sack with Bigfoot
You'll get you sack-squashed.
I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
I play the triangle in a reggae band
I stand in the back and ting
Why shouldn't you play Uno with Mexicans?
They get all the green cards.
I thought about auditioning for that play called The Spices.
I want to get the Cinnamon role.
I used to play guitar by ear...
my crush came over to play with legos
it was a good way to build a relationship
What game do catapilars like to play?
What kind of music do poor people play?
What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
You play piano so bad...
... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.
If you got married and they didn’t play “she’s some kind of wonderful” at the reception did you really get married?
What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?
Which part of a hospital is the best place to play hide and seek?
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
I went to the casino to play blackjack. The dealer got 21 and I got 18.
If I don't let my son play Call of Duty he screams for hours.
So I let him play and he screams for hours.
Why don’t colonies play baseball?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
Where’s the best place to play a rock concert?
Do French people play video games?
A lion would never play golf...
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?
Why don't people play poker in the jungle
There's too many cheetahs
I used to play the piano by ear...
But now I just use my hands.
My crush came over to play legos
It was a good way to build our relationship
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