Don’t play pranks on your coworkers.

It’s a silly habitβ€”tricks are for kids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,

it's NESessary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Best game to play on a huge boat?

Yacht-zee

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalJunkie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I taught a dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.

We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RattyRattyTatTat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do miners play on their coffee break?

mine carafe

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.

No pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What chord does jesus play on guitar?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jugi15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raoul24601
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What console does a Frenchman play on?

A Oui

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGENT-NEMESIS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one

Total pun-upper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomophobe
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Not sure if that's a pun or a play on words

Present progressive: It is nothing Present simple: It noth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Symon_Pude
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a woman that plays pool while balancing a pint on her head?

Beertrix Potter

(The 'Burnadebt' joke from last night reminded me that my dad told me both those jokes about 25 years ago! Definitely using them if I ever end up being a dad.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haxorjimduggan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthill9876
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walked into a bar

No joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...

I prefer when they're pun-intentional

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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A very good play on letters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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A play on if im rushing, so be it.

If im russian, soviet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dank_duck69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.

Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I loved to play music on my violin

That was before it baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-ymon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A little play on words for y’all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpl_panda_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?

Because there are always cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyMuffinham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I can’t play the Minute Waltz yet on the piano.

But it's on my Chopin list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Do you know what a play on words is?

Because I don't, who stars in it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Watch "Word Play Hotel - Foil Arms and Hog" on YouTube youtu.be/q8vzTo70izI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Ichabod Train - play on Ichabod Crane, the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksGreenEyes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I once had to play a psychopath in a play. I thought I could come across as crazy if I huffed a l load of women's body spray before I got on stage.

But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tattyead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Whenever I play sports, I want as many Canadians as possible on my team.

They always bring their 'eh' game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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A cricketer was asked if preferred to play on grass or coconut matting.

He said he doesn’t know β€˜cos he had never smoked coconut matting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Why won’t I let my kids watch the orchestra play on TV?

Because There’s too much violin-ce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asdaasdad123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck

Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dtjordan68
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him.

I won't let him controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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When the Offspring play live they all perform on a partitioned stage...

Cause, "You gotta keep 'em separated!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterManiacal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Why did the pianist continue to play on the piano, even when some notes didn’t work?

Because it was only a minor inconvenience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't.

Noah was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London tube

He went from barking to tooting in 15 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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