Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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Olivia Wilde

...but Gene Wilder.

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Can someone help me out with a name pun with the name Nina and Olivia? (Separate) thanks.
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A joke my daughter made back when she was seven

What did Olivia Newton John say to Santa Claus when she visited the North Pole?

"Let's get physicold."

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My 4 year old daughter got me today when I asked what she wanted for dinner

Me: what do you want for dinner?

Olivia: Pigs N a blanket

Me: ok, we can do that

Olivia: well you'd better go to a farm to get a pig!

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📅︎ May 31 2019
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Knock knock

Whos there?

Olivia

Olivia who?

Olivia-lone if you give me a dollar.

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