The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
A good pun requires periodic timing
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day
For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
Page 44), “The Periodic Table”
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
I periodically come across jokes such as these...
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?
I put up a random movie, turns out it was about the invention of the tampon
I didn’t expect it to be a period piece
Did you see the movie about the invention of tampons?
Yeah, it's a period piece.
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
My dad is a chemist
He tells jokes periodically
So my GF and I were talking about the periodic table today:
Me: Do you know the symbol for Potassium?
GF: Let me think about it....
GF: No seriously don't tell me.
I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
My daughter had her first period today
I told her not to ovaryact
TIL: To have an outlet for his aggression, Gandhi used to organize periodic food fights.
Periodic Table Pun
Why is the element Sb poor?
Because it is antimony.
The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.
Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.
I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.
Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
Every month, I get a phase in which I make a lot of jokes about the +7 OS of iodine.
I make periodic periodic jokes.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
What did the elements of the periodic table say when they heard that Oxygen and Potassium were going on a date?
Whenever my wife's on her period, she does this weird thing where she calls me up and just exhales deeply…
It's probably her menstrual sigh call…
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
I post science puns but only periodically.
I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.
They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.
I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.
A little periodic table pun
A little tip: When you’re out eating with friends and they ask if you want salt or not,all you gotta say is ‘Yea’ or ‘Na’.
My wife can only breastfeed our baby for short periods of time.
Her doctor says it’s because of her short term mammary.
What do you call a restaurant patio that’s only open sometimes?
Jane Austen IS best known for period drama.
The date of a prisoner's freedom should be called a period
because it's the end of their sentence.
What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?
My girlfriend complained about her period.
I told her she was ovary-acting.
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
I don't want to hear your periodic table jokes.
I was putting off studying the Paleolithic period...
...but I eventually caved.
What do you call back pain from being on social media for long periods of time?
Why is a woman"s monthly called a period?
Because colon was already taken.
Remember those periods of 24 hours that made up weeks
What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?
What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?
I wrote a book about my love of punctuation.
It's awkward hearing about your daughter's period problems, so when she came to me with them I told her...
Try using a comma, some times.
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What's a freezer's favorite time period?
Now this is trashy. Period.
Girlfriend got me good, period.
Im a photographer and was telling her about an assignment to photograph a woman and her early 20th century car and that the woman would be wearing authentic era clothing for the portrait.
Me: And she'll be wearing period appropriate clothing.
Girlfriend: So she'll be wearing sweatpants?
What is an undertale skeleton's favorite period of time?
I don't know what it is about the periodic table