The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
A good pun requires periodic timing
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
So my girlfriend had her period today
Guess it’s happy not a Mother’s Day
For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
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Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
I periodically come across jokes such as these...
What did God say when he created a 24 hour period of alternating day and night?
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
I gave my students a periodic table test out of the blue.
They all got poor marks. I was so disappointed.
I thought we'd mastered the element of surprise.
Every month, I get a phase in which I make a lot of jokes about the +7 OS of iodine.
I make periodic periodic jokes.
So my GF and I were talking about the periodic table today:
Me: Do you know the symbol for Potassium?
GF: Let me think about it....
GF: No seriously don't tell me.
I asked my dad if he knew what the symbol for Sodium was on the periodic table.
He said Na.
Can someone please tell me!!
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
My daughter had her first period today
I told her not to ovaryact
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
TIL: To have an outlet for his aggression, Gandhi used to organize periodic food fights.
I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.
Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.
A period and a decimal use the same symbol
Let me know if I should stop this joke or break it down further
Whenever my wife's on her period, she does this weird thing where she calls me up and just exhales deeply…
It's probably her menstrual sigh call…
I went to the toilet
You can see that I didn't do a period, not very good at my poonctuation
Periodic Table Pun
Why is the element Sb poor?
Because it is antimony.
The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.
Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.
What did the elements of the periodic table say when they heard that Oxygen and Potassium were going on a date?
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
My wife can only breastfeed our baby for short periods of time.
Her doctor says it’s because of her short term mammary.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence
A little periodic table pun
A little tip: When you’re out eating with friends and they ask if you want salt or not,all you gotta say is ‘Yea’ or ‘Na’.
I post science puns but only periodically.
Jane Austen IS best known for period drama.
The date of a prisoner's freedom should be called a period
because it's the end of their sentence.
What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
I wrote a book about my love of punctuation.
I don't want to hear your periodic table jokes.
My girlfriend complained about her period.
I told her she was ovary-acting.
I was putting off studying the Paleolithic period...
...but I eventually caved.
What do you call back pain from being on social media for long periods of time?
Why is a woman"s monthly called a period?
Because colon was already taken.
Remember those periods of 24 hours that made up weeks
What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?
What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?
It's awkward hearing about your daughter's period problems, so when she came to me with them I told her...
Try using a comma, some times.
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What is an undertale skeleton's favorite period of time?
I don't know what it is about the periodic table
What's a freezer's favorite time period?
Now this is trashy. Period.
I was recently hired by aliens.
I am in my probe-ationary period.
Due to PCOS, my friend bled everyday continuously for two years.
When a woman gets angry about something small during her period...
I guess it's an ovary action
Girlfriend got me good, period.
Im a photographer and was telling her about an assignment to photograph a woman and her early 20th century car and that the woman would be wearing authentic era clothing for the portrait.
Me: And she'll be wearing period appropriate clothing.
Girlfriend: So she'll be wearing sweatpants?
GF's been feeling friskier now that her period's ending...
My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.
Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"
I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.
You know, the worst type of humour is menstural jokes. Period... I just made that up on the spot.
What did Silver say to Gold at the Periodic Table reunion?
A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table
My wife told me her period had been going on several days longer than it usually does. I said...
Sounds more like an ellipsis...
What is a Japanese teenager's favorite Periodic Element?
My friend said that all the good periodic table jokes argon...