The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
I need your jokes
My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help
What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...
***Pew***berty, in other words.
The United States is just like the rest of us
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
“Bro who’s periodic table is this?”
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.
I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?
My wife made a graph to track her periods.
A good pun requires periodic timing
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?
Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.
I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
Periods aren't bad
Its just women's ovary acting
What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?
I tried to name a period of 24 hours.
I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .
He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb
I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...
But I'm out of my element.
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
Archeologists recently discovered Cleopatra’s tampons.
They turned out to be real period pieces.
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.
Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?
Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
I was gonna tell a joke about copper
But i Cu are not interested
For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.
I have no idea why he hates bees so much.