The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirUtnut
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I need your jokes

My gf is on her period. I have been telling her all day period puns and jokes. I am all out and i need your help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FellowCat69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What did God do after creating a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth?

He called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
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Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.

I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences

I suffer from premature punctuatio!n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...

***Pew***berty, in other words.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Without periods

The United States is just like the rest of us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's your favourite element on the periodic table?

Mine's the element of surprise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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β€œBro who’s periodic table is this?”

Bromine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HungTDD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?

Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikorn9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I asked my wife β€œWhat’s it like having to deal with periods?”

She said β€œI just go with the flow”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.

I’m not afraid to brave the elements.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What happens when someone is put on hold for a long period of time?

They gain wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My wife made a graph to track her periods.

It's a flow chart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hybridtheory1331
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A good pun requires periodic timing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atastycooky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Chemistry Pun
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?

A Bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1SGUST1PAT3D
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?

Aftermeth

Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schwwish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table.

Just elements of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I hate being bi polar...

It's awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?

Periodically

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Llama58-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Periods aren't bad

Its just women's ovary acting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaurya_Jain
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do I say to my gf when she's on her periods and is flipping out on every damn thing I say?

Your ovary-acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaanman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I tried to name a period of 24 hours.

I had to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .

He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I wanted to post something here for National Periodic Table Day...

But I'm out of my element.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?

They’re for the festive period!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Archeologists recently discovered Cleopatra’s tampons.

They turned out to be real period pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunBunChow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriousStyles13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?

Miss Lead!

..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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From sunrise to sunset, I couldn't remember the name for a 24 hour time period. I finally did.

Then I called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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A periodic table
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πŸ‘€︎ u/periwinke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Which periodic element is the worst swimmer?

Zink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliastw03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Half our class is gone so it’s a free period
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoppablefish8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:

He was missing a key element the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I was gonna tell a joke about copper

But i Cu are not interested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420Rain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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For the last few months, I’ve been noticing that my teenage son periodically breaks into hives.

I have no idea why he hates bees so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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