Oscillating Puns

A list of puns related to "Oscillating"

Standing by the oscillating fan at work, and an older workmate walks over .....

"Is this your biggest fan?" Then breaks out laughing *facepalm

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👤︎ u/robs30m
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.

I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.

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👤︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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👤︎ u/nimakkan
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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I really hate One Direction fans.

Oscillating ones cool the room much better.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 05 2018
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How do titilate an ocelot?

You oscillate it's tits alot

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👤︎ u/jny73
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.

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👤︎ u/CreateTheFuture
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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Office dads...

Today it was hot and humid in our office and the AC wouldn't kick on so we were crowded around an oscillating pedestal fan... Our boss walked up and said:

"What is this? A fan club?"

I looked at him and said,

"This IS our biggest fan."

Others followed, but I'll let you all join in.

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👤︎ u/lujaamko
📅︎ Mar 18 2016
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How do you tittilate an Oscelot?

You oscillate its titsalot , told to me by my 4 year old niece who asks whats tittilate? heh

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👤︎ u/Paladium9999
📅︎ May 09 2018
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My dad's favourite dad joke. How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/greengolfballs
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tit a lot.

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👤︎ u/snowbro23
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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