What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioWoLFex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...


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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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I think the debate of Nikola Tesla's origin is currently alternating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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I’ve been arguing with my friend about whether Electro is a DC villain

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I challenged, I failed. Dad triumphs.

My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.

Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?

Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.

Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying

Dad: OP, Watt??

Dad: The puns are the current thing.

Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.

Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!

Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK

Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.

Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good

The Dad is strong, too strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurizmax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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The history books got it wrong ... AGAIN

New evidence as been found that in addition to trying to sway public opinion against Tesla's advocacy of alternating current, Edison went so far as to try to criminalize A/C through the courts by claiming public endangerment.

Sounds like he was close to winning, but his own hubris did him in. He tried to assure his victory by attempting to bribe the circuit court judge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myntrith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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My wife and I were talking about starting a family and all the health things you're supposed to do like not eat processed sliced meats. Unfortunately she currently eats a turkey sandwich most days for her lunch.

I told her she better start trying alternatives soon, it's going to be hard to quit eating her current lunch cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-stormageddon-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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